Taylor Lautner takes a break from pining after Bella to star in a ridiculously convoluted action movie. Abduction looks like Jason Bourne: the High School Years… I am curious how this kid is already some kind of illusive teenage super-spy, but not curious enough to actually pay to see it.
A rote, utterly disposable Jason Statham vehicle that just happens to have Clive Owen and Robert De Niro in it.
Sadly, I’m all for rote Jason Statham vehicles, especially when featuring De Niro and Owen. So, I’ll definitely see it at some point.
When I first saw the poster for A Dolphin’s Tale, I thought it was some kind of joke. It just looks so cheesy and ridiculous. Apparently, it really is a movie… about a boy and his dolphin and the doctor who makes the prosthetic tale that will save her life. It’s all just too painfully cheery… like having Pollyanna smother you to death with a sun-shaped happy-face pillow. No thanks.
But in the end, no matter how gay-tham for Statham I am, I’m most interested in seeing Moneyball. I love movies about baseball. As Bryan mentioned already: this one stars Brad Pitt, was written by Steve Zaillian (Awakenings, Schindler’s List, Gangs of New York) and Aaron Sorkin (A Few Good Men, The Social Network), directed by Bennet Miller (Capote), and shot by Wally Pfister (who has shot everything Christopher Nolan’s directed since Memento). Yes please! My money is most definitely on Moneyball. What say you?